Posted by Katie on August 16, 2008

International Tell a Joke Day

Three Brazil­ian Soldiers

 

Don­ald Rums­feld is giv­ing the pres­i­dent his daily brief­ing. He con­cludes by say­ing: “Yes­ter­day, 3 Brazil­ian sol­diers were killed.”

OH NO!” the Pres­i­dent exclaims as the color drains from his face. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this dis­play of emo­tion, ner­vously watch­ing as the Pres­i­dent sits, head in hands.

Finally, the Pres­i­dent looks up and asks with a shaky voice, “How many is a brazillion?”