International Tell a Joke Day
Three Brazilian Soldiers
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims as the color drains from his face. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks with a shaky voice, “How many is a brazillion?”
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Quite good. I had to chuckle and I even shared it with Chris, who was sitting near by. I’ve got one for you:
This doctor walks into a bar and requests his usual, an almond daiquiri. Well, the bartender had run out of almonds and decided to use hickory nuts instead. The doctor took one sip and said, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?” And Dick said, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
Badumdum.
how many is a brazillion? lol…